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The Point and Walk – Or How to Escape Doing Manual Labor
Posted On: December 18, 2011
As I rode the escalator up to the third floor, because let’s be honest, I wasn’t going to [...]
How Crossdressing Made Me a Man
Posted On: December 01, 2011
I kept the wig in the car. Just in case. Sometimes they needed me. The jersey was always [...]
Outside Food In The Movie Theater Or How I Learned To Be A Criminal
Posted On: November 18, 2011
It started out with a baggie of cheese curls, as most stories do. At the time, I didn’t [...]
IKEA: Saving Marriages One Swedish Meatball At A Time
Posted On: November 10, 2011
The only thing I could concentrate on was the soft pretzel. Knowing that if I endured 15 more [...]
Monopoly: Damn It Feels Good To Be A Winner
Posted On: November 07, 2011
One year I ate an entire Monopoly game. Start to finish. In less than a week. I had [...]
